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what if your friend had a freak accident where his thang got cut off and he need a dick transplant and he ask you for 3 inches
how he gon ask me for all I got
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With her I’m free, with her I’m me.
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my cousin ordered ice cream for her son and when it arrived he looked like this
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White dudes: I don’t know who’s worse: Hillary or Trump.
LGBTQ people: Trump is.
Black people: Trump is.
Undocumented immigrants: Trump.
Muslims: It’s Trump.
Women: Trump duh.
White dudes: *shoves head deeper into ass* I just… don’t… know…
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i think i finally figured this image out
“the” is the thing that links all these together, which is why its to the side while everything remains the same
“imagine the sky”
“touch the sky”
“how is the sky”
finally, you have solved the riddle of the sphinx, accept your prize
a date with the sphinx
this is the best prize i could have ever asked for
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Me: I’m having such a good time
Brain: sure would suck if you get hit with a low mood, and go nonverbal, and come off as rude and uninterested in your friends
Me:
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…did…did Barbie just break the fourth wall.
that is stacy you uncultured swine
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Why tiptoe into hell when you can backflip into a cannonball. I like Mackenzie’s style.
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